chris: hi i'm chris martin-
me:
chris:
me:
chris:
me:
chris: oh god are you ok
chris: why are you on the floor
chris: are you breathing hello
chris: fuck

“OH MY GOD CHRIS IS SO UGL-“

“HE’S SO OLD HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK THAT HE’S ATTRA-“

“HE’S LIKE 20 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU YOU’RE DISGUS-“

me: OH I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU I FUCKING HATE EVERYONE THIS BITCH IS ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF ME OH MY GOD

maren: *starts singing talk*