MY MATHS TEACHER WENT TO THE BRISBANE NICKELBACK CONCERT LAST THURSDAY AND HE SAID THEY WERE “AWESOME” AND WE STARTED LAUGHING AND HES LIKE “OH BUT U2 AT SUNCORP WERE WAY BETTER” AND I WAS LIKE “OH BUT COLDPLAY AT SUNCORP WERE WAY BETTER” AND THEN HE WAS SITTING DOWN NEAR ME AND ONE OF MY CLASSMATES WAS WRITING ON THE BOARD AND I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND BESIDE ME AND HES JUST LIKE “HEY COLDPLAY SHH IM TRYING TO LEARN HERE” (IT WAS A JOKE LOL) HOLY FUCK

AND THEN LATER HE CALLED OUT “COLDPLAY” TO TALK TO ME ABOUT MY SUBJECTS FOR NEXT YEAR AND HES JUST LIKE “AW ITS CUTE THE WAY YOU WALK UP HERE WHEN I CALL OUT COLDPLAY”

SO BASICALLY COLDPLAY IS MY NAME NOW THE BAND AND I ARE ONE

OH ALSO END OF YEAR GRADES

maths: A- (I AM SO SURPRISED OMG)

art: A+

science: B+

hospitality: A-

english: A- (im going to fucking turn that - into a + next year hOLY FUCK)

photography: A

ONLY ONE B IM SO BLESSED

GUESS WHO JUST FINISHED EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF ASSESSMENT AND EXAM FOR YEAR 10

GUESS WHOS NOW IN YEAR 11

GUESS WHO WEARS A DIFFERENT UNIFORM NEXT YEAR

GUESS WHOS CALLED A SENIOR!!!!

tomorrow i have like 3 free periods and the last period i have an assignment due AND THEN IM DONE

IM DONE WITH YEAR 10

I’LL BE A SENIOR IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS OMG

ITS MY LAST DAY OF YEAR 10 TOMORROW WHICH MEANS IN 24 HOURS I WILL OFFICIALLY BE A SENIOR OMG????

TODAY HAS BEEN ONE OF THE BEST DAYS

9 DAYS TILL COLDPLAY SINGLE DIGITS

HAD THE BEST SCHOOL DAY IN A WHILE

HURTS LIKE HEAVEN CAME ON THE RADIO (THANK GOD I WAS WALKING OFF THE BUS I ONLY HEARD 45 SECONDS OF IT AND IM STILL ON MY BAN) BASICALLY I STARTED SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT AND I JUMPED OFF THE BUS AND SMILED EVEN MORE BECAUSE IM SO HAPPY

IM JUST REALLY HAPPY

EVERYONE AROUND ME IS HAPPY

EVERYONE IS HAPPY FOR ME

IM HAPPY

dear art teacher,

i tried

love angel

today in hospitality this girl who was sitting next to me started showing pictures of teenage guys who she thought was hot and i kept smiling at her like “aw yeah” if she knew i was attracted to men in their mid 30’s wow she would probably be horrified

good and bad things that happened today:

good things:

• tHE BRITISH SCIENCE TEACER GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE GUY IS GOING TO BE TEACHING US FOR THE NEXT 5 WEEKS
• THAT’S 15 LESSONS
• I ALSO FOUND HIM ON FACEBOOK
• today in english my teacher chose me to play a character and read the lines aloud and as soon as i said the name “bill oliver” ME AND MY FRIENDS JUST CRACKED UP LAUGHING AND MY TEACHER WAS LIKE “i don’t want to know what’s going on” AND WE DIDN’T STOP LAUGHING FOR 5 MINUTES
• COLDPLAY ADDED AUSTRALASIAN TOUR T-SHIRTS TO THE STORE OH MY FUCKING GOD
• it’s ACTUALLY FRIDAY

bad things:

• the awards thing blah blah
• people kind of pissing me off
• IT WAS COLD AND WINDY
• i kept making spelling mistakes and i didn’t get maths at all

today in english:

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HERE YOU GO I SACRIFICED MY DIGNITY FOR A PICTURE OF LOOK ALIKE SCIENCE TEACHER GUY BERRYMAN (Taken with Instagram)

THE GUY LOOK ALIKE SCIENCE TEACHER WAS THERE TODAY

EXCEPT WHEN I TOOK A PICTURE

I POINTED MY PHONE RIGHT AT HIM AND I THINK HE SAW

FUCKING HELL I AM SO EMBARRASSED HE HAS TO TEACH ME FOR THE NEXT WEEK! OH MY GOD BUT FOR YOUR SAKE I GOT A PICTURE I WILL POST A PHOTO IN A MINUTE BTW HE WASN’T LOOKING STRAIGHT AT ME CAUSE HE SAW ME OMFG HOW EMBARRASSING

things to remember for myself:

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so today we got our exam results back in maths and i know to some getting a B- would be like “well fuck” but i’m genuinely glad i got a B-. that exam was fucking hard. i’m glad that you’re giving us a chance to switch maths before year 11. on the other hand i got an A- for photography and yeah