i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross
*jon snow travels to outer space*
aliens: ah, you must be ned stark’s bastard
if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?
pretty huge dick
i literally feel so powerless because everything that i have done in this fandom is irreversible and so many people have a certain perception on who i am and what type of person i am and for most people that’s not going to change
so i’m either a) just really sad about it or b) feel bad for myself because i already fucked up hundreds if not thousands of peoples’ impressions on me
i wonder what dick tastes like
i mEANT DUCK
I WONDER WHAT DUCK TASTES LIKE
the pain of wanting someone really badly but you can’t physically have them drives me insane ahaaaa :-)
At age 5, she wants to be a ballerina.
At age 8, she wants to be an astronaut.
At age 10, she wants to be a teacher.
At age 13, she wants to be a doctor.
At age 16, she wants to be dead.
At age 18, she wants the d.
i fuckng spit sodae verywhere thnx