MAREN AND I ARE SAYING CHRIS MARTIN LIKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN OMG AND PRONOUNCING IT DIFFERENTLY EACH TIME OMG

me: OH I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU I FUCKING HATE EVERYONE THIS BITCH IS ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF ME OH MY GOD

maren: *starts singing talk*

according to maren i “lurk a lot” on tumblr

ily too maren

famousoldpainter:

if you say you don’t like coldplay i will personally hire henchmen to kidnap you in the middle of the night and carry you to the nearest large body of water and i will laugh as i hear you scream “let me go boys let me go” while they push you from the highest cliff to the sea below

OMG

famousoldpainter:

angel

maren

famousoldpainter said: what if there was no light nothing wrong nothing right

what if you should decide

that you don’t want me there by your side

no fuck up chris i want you in my bed ofc i want you by my side bitch

“what if he like woke up in your bed and he was wearing a suit” omfg 

EVERYONE FOLLOW MAREN OKAY

maren: if you compare a parachutes video to an arobtth video it's like, "what happened?"
me: I KNOW
maren:
me:
maren:
me:
maren: he got laid that's what happened
me: oh my fuCKING GOD

chris martin’s neck scar for the bilbs xo